Post by pinkpiggy777 on Jul 30, 2004 8:29:35 GMT -8
this is kinda long but funny... my luau driver told us this story
one day, three construction workers were all sitting down for their lunch break up high on the building. the first construction man who was american opened his lunch box and said "aww man my wife packed me cheeseburger* again! i hate cheeseburgers* if she packs me cheeseburgers again im going to jump off the building. then the hawaiian construction man opened his lunch and said "awwwww sushi! i hate sushi if my wife packs me sushi one more time im going to jump off the building" then the stupid construction worker opened his lunch, groaned and said "ham and cheese sandwich, i hate ham and cheese sandwich if i get ham and cheese again im going to jump off the building. the next day, the lunch bell rang and the three construction workers sat down. the american man opened his lunch and saw a cheeseburger in his lunch bag. true to his word he jumped and screamed "allioop*" all the way down. then the hawaiian man opened his lunch and saw sushi. true to his word he jumped and all the way down scream "bonnziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" then the stupid man opened his lunch and saw ham and cheese. true to his word he jumped and screamed "yahoooooo *" all the way down. the next day at the three mens funeral the american and hawaiian wives were mourning for their husbands. the american wife said my husband always said he loved cheeseburgers* so i kept packing him cheeseburgers*. the hawaiian wife said my husband always said he loved my sushi so i kept packing him sushi. the stupid mans wife stood alone laughing. the two wives asked how she could be laughing when her husband just died. she replied "my husband makes his own lunch!"
*i forget what the orginal word was so i made it up
one day, three construction workers were all sitting down for their lunch break up high on the building. the first construction man who was american opened his lunch box and said "aww man my wife packed me cheeseburger* again! i hate cheeseburgers* if she packs me cheeseburgers again im going to jump off the building. then the hawaiian construction man opened his lunch and said "awwwww sushi! i hate sushi if my wife packs me sushi one more time im going to jump off the building" then the stupid construction worker opened his lunch, groaned and said "ham and cheese sandwich, i hate ham and cheese sandwich if i get ham and cheese again im going to jump off the building. the next day, the lunch bell rang and the three construction workers sat down. the american man opened his lunch and saw a cheeseburger in his lunch bag. true to his word he jumped and screamed "allioop*" all the way down. then the hawaiian man opened his lunch and saw sushi. true to his word he jumped and all the way down scream "bonnziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" then the stupid man opened his lunch and saw ham and cheese. true to his word he jumped and screamed "yahoooooo *" all the way down. the next day at the three mens funeral the american and hawaiian wives were mourning for their husbands. the american wife said my husband always said he loved cheeseburgers* so i kept packing him cheeseburgers*. the hawaiian wife said my husband always said he loved my sushi so i kept packing him sushi. the stupid mans wife stood alone laughing. the two wives asked how she could be laughing when her husband just died. she replied "my husband makes his own lunch!"
*i forget what the orginal word was so i made it up
