10 Reasons Any Guy You Meet on the Web Is NOT...

[beautifulchildslove]

My friend sent this to me and I am absolutely bored so I thought I'd just post it here so I have something to do...




A little list I made up in the summer when I was absolutely bored!!!



"10 Reasons Any British Guy on the Net is NOT Orlando Bloom"


1. A lot of reports say that Orlando does not favor the internet/technology.

2. Most likely, one that claims to be our dearly beloved Orly has met you over an Orly Fangirl site ... WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GO TO A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO THEMSELVES AND REVEAL THEMSELVES TO A BUNCH OF TEENY-BOPPERS LIKE US?

3. If they give info that you think no one knows, think again... I read a MAGAZINE that has everything that Orlando let the public know in it ... He has a cute dog named Maude (SP?), he was born/or lived in Canterbury, England, he's going out with Kate Bosworth (grrr) ... practically all the fangirls with access to all Orly sites knows this stuff. Am I right?

4. If Orly went on the internet, do you think he would use a name related to his own? Probably he did when he was a nobody, but now? I don't think he would, stalkarazzi!!

5. Would a person that lived in England have AIM? (America Online Instant Messenger) I dunno, maybe they could...

6. I speak American ... It's a little different from English ... Spelling, grammar, words ... Really, I believe it's sensible...

7. I heard he's really "in love" with Kate. Not sure why he'd be talking to an infatuated little girl that's saying "I LOVE ORLI!!!" all the time ... Unless you don't

8. Usually, if celebs reveal themselves on the net, they have a special day that radio stations announce or something.

9. It could be Elijah Wood trying to fool you... *swoon*

10. Maybe it's Dom or Billy or someone ... It could be some weirdo trying to meet girls ... Some desperate weirdo...

[felicia]

I don't know who is orlando bloom but it seems that alot of ppl know him,right?

[surferginny]

He's Legolos (sp?) in LoTR.(Lord of the rings)He's really cute but I'm attracted to blond hair guyz sooo.. ;D.

Tho I realy don't get my hopes up for guyz who 1-are celebs and 2- who are older then me.

I really don't kno y girls buy t-shirts saying I Luv Orlando or I Luv Brad.I mean are they REALLY going to see you and if they do what difference does it make?

Exhuse me...I am not in a very good mood today.

GG

[kalilza]

I agree with you ginny, I have quite a few friends who go crazy over him, but I just don't get it. I agree, he is cute, but he is nothing too special.

oh, he also appeared in Troy, and Pirates of the Carribean

[pinkpiggy777]

YOU DONT KNOW WHO ORLANDO BLOOM IS??
HES THE HOTTEST GUY OUT THERE... lol... that would be my sister.... shes in love with him.... im not that obsessed with him but he is really cute... not hot... hes one of those pretty boys... haha if you know what i mean. ... thats what my friends and i put him under.

[surferginny]

Don't get ME wrong,he IS cute but I'd never get my hopes up on dating him or anything like that,I knew I saw him in another movie,its was PotC,thanx kal!

GG

[beautifulchildslove]

haha I think he's cute as Legolas... I go for blondes too... that's why my bf is blonde!

[datyounqdyme]

Yes when orlando bloom was legolas inlord of the rings .. Omg he was so cute

[puppyprincessgrl]

hehehehehe that's good

[mystery_creature2]

Do you think it says something weird that a guy can be better looking with a long blond wig and pointy elf ears?
it scares me...

[volleychick0007]

lol ya
he is verrrry hot as a pirate in pirates of the caribbean 3 an the end tho...:-*haha i'm like pinkpiggy777's sister i love him hahaha